I hope that when Senator Davis moonwalks off the floor at 12:01AM, everyone stops because they hear Lee Greenwood’s “God Bless The U.S.A.” being blasted from the subwoofer’s of Joe Biden’s Cherry Red Trans AM.
The doors are thrown open, Vice President Biden is wearing a Planned Parenthood members only jacket, aviators, and matching pink trainers. Seductively he asks, “Going my way?” After a pregnant pause, Senator Davis replies, “Only if I can drive.” The keys sail over the heads of stunned angry GOP lawmen. Wendy catches them with one hand, and pockets them. As they leave, the Vice President and State Senator turn in tandem, firing off double middle freedom rockets to the crowd.