The year is 2015. Star Wars Episode VII is in theaters. The movie begins. The camera pans to reveal a badass red-headed woman. She is a Jedi Knight. Other Jedi look to her for guidance. She is clearly in charge. "Master Mandibu," they say. "What should we do?"
Based on continuity, I highly doubt the character named after me would be in the movie, BUT GODDAMN WOULDN’T THAT BE SO COOL!!