(Source: paralysedbeaver, via jeremy-ruiner)
Thanks, Obama!
It’s pretty clear from late night infomercials that white people are basically inept at everything, it’s amazing we manage to tie our own shoelaces in the morning without strangling ourselves. But we need not blame ourselves, when we can conveniently scapegoat President Obama for all our societal ills. The single-serving tumblr thanks-obama celebrates the unique relationship between Americans failing at stuff with our fantastic ability to blame our President. Thanks, Obama!
Alternate title: Internet Comment Sections.
white people/infomercials = OTP
And there came a day, a day unlike any other, when three tumblr users found themselves united in an attempt to get every single person in the world reading comic books. On that day, Team Read F***ing Comics was born—to answer asks no single blogger could answer! Through the years, their pull lists have grown, changing many times, but their fandom has never been denied! Heed the call, then—for now, READ F***ING COMICS!
Starkexpos. Flatbear. Marchingjaybird. WE REALLY REALLY JUST WANT EVERYONE TO READ COMIC BOOKS. IT JUST MAKES US SO HAPPY.
(Btw if it looks like Mary is grabbing my ass up there, well, never say I don’t draw the truth.)
I love my iPad that I’m holding. We’re our own goddamn heroes.
- I want to change my avatar on here, but then I look and see this face:
- And I just physically can’t.
If you’re having avatar problems, I feel bad for you son. I got 99 problems, but Mandy making the same face as J-Ren ain’t one.
I LOOK DAPPER AS FUQ.
Dirk’s face tho.
Avengers SCIENCE BRO - ADVENTURE TIME
The noises I am fucking making.
MATHEMATICAL!!!
at the young age of 5, a bear told me that i am the only person who can prevent forest fires. why i was chosen, i’ll never know.
(Source: drarna, via jenjukebox)